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• (850): View more from Florida

  So are we goin out tonight?

  (315): View more from New York

  Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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  And that was fun, wasn't it?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.

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  ...well that sucks.

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• (626): View more from California

  You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...

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  Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had

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  It was the only fuck you've ever had..

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.

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