i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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