have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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