STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Someone signed my nipple.
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