my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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