I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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