someone get that fucking seahorse.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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