what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We have started to decorate penises.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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