The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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