His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We're too hungover to prance.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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