I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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