I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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