Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
