ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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