I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
This baby is an asshole
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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