god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Randomize