We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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