Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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