Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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