I wanna bring you to show and tell
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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