ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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