margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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