super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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