Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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