The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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