I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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