Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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