Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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