She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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