i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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