Sponge bath it is.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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