I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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