apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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