You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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