You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
this hospital has no fireball
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
