i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I look better un-naked...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
My vagina is very pro this idea
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