thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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