Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just want to make out with him forever
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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