Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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