Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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