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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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