Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
