um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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