Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
then he tried to convert me to islam
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
