why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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