Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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