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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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