She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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