mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There r osticjed everywhere
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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