hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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