Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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