quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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