I'm really into asian looking animals
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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