i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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