he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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